So I went for a ride today. Much like every other day. However today instead of working on distance and speed I concord my fears of single track bridges. Witch in all honnesty was not that hard at all. So I get done and notice that it is like miserably hot, however I have only gone 5 miles. Not even close to good enough, and I had a hankering for some hard core single track. Keep in mind I have a new fetish for riding in my bikini top. Well I am about 8 miles in and remember that my friend is baby sitting and the people she is baby sitting for have a bike and baby cart thing. So I hook it all up and make her ride to the park with me.... OMG .... 8 mph average... I try and keep a 16 mph average. I about killed myself. We get there and I do some single track they have a the park. It was fun but not very long. We take the kids swimming... I hate fish... preppy people.. and really everything about the beach in Stevens Point. Yet I make the best of it. The kids get tired after an hour. We head back... yet again at 8 mph and make it to the kids house. My bike computer says it was 97 out. I think it was trying to be nice. Any way I stay a little while fight with the kid then jump back on the bike to go home and get high before work. Yesterday at work we spayed our selves with the hose to cool off.... we didn't dry off all night it was what you call a wet heat. Today I spray myself with my water bottle to cool down on the way home and before I put it back I am dry. Well to finish off this blog I have no weed, no money for weed or aloe, have a sun burn so bad I cant ware a bra (I am a 32 DD I almost have to have one), and I have to work tonight. I think I will skip riding tomorrow and just work out.
Oh I almost forgot so I am doing this new thing where you curl up in a ball then like explode... it works your core.... I cant laugh, sneeze, cough or even scream with out my stomic killing me. This is a good sign.
LOVE YOU ALL!
This is not a blog for the faint of heart, young, or religious. I am a blatant ass. So some of the topics that may appear on this will be Bikes, Porn, Hate, ADHD, Reefer, Sodomy, big words you may have to Google, personal problems that I just want to bitch about, and stuff I type about in my sleep. I will also randomly put up pictures cause that will drawl in readers.Oh and I will not put too much thought in to spelling, grammar, or word usage.
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