Work last night was awesome and productive.

So I went to work an hour early yesterday, because I do some gardening on the side for my same boss... Even thou I think it is all a plot to get more people to eat there. (I have a habit of wearing short shorts and really thin, tight and sleeveless shirt. Put this with a girl who works out and is in the dirt in front of the menu and we have a good way to get men to come and buy over priced nasty burgers.) Any way so I get done and go into the bathroom so I can wipe the sweat and dirt off my body and switch into my work clothes. This takes around five minuets, give or take. Then I come out and get some water in me and start figuring out what I should get done. As I am walking to the back near the bathroom one of my coworkers yells something like 'Hey Martha you know you really could do some work around here....'. I kept walking so I could not here what all she had to say and furthermore I didn't, and still don't give a damn. After that I said 'Did you say something when I was walking in back? I am mostly def in my left ear so I only heard mumbles.' For obvious confrontational reasons she lied and said she never said a word. Good thinking on her part. Then to show off my power I mad her go out for a 30 min break. She was not happy with that but I am better looking then her so I have more power. When she was out I made a ton of bacon for her and ended up cleaning up her whole station and then sweeping the whole shop. HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW BITCH?!?!?! is what I wanted to say when she walked in but instead I started telling my other coworker what all I was going to do that night....

Before I go any further I should add in to this blog that I took my ADHD medication yesterday so this is why I was so productive.

Back to work. I ended up filling the angry girls check... witch might I add pissed her off even more because that shows I have even more power then her. You could call me a bitch... but I am to literal to take it as an insult. I did the dishes, the fries, cleaned the grill better then it has ever been cleaned before and moped and whipped off a ton of nasty things. But yeah I worked with Sara a girl I had never closed with before and it was great we got out of there at like 10:15. That is a new record for me.

Now I want to tell the reader a few helpful facts to know about my work pace and why it runs the way it does. It is ran by an 50 something year old man, who is going bald, short, fat, and never went to college. Apparently he has a ton of money (I personalty think that he is in debt and everything he tries to put in your face is a penis extension.) He only hires girls. Most of them in high school or fresh out. I am the oldest person there and I am freaking 20. Might I add I am in the top 3 best looking girls there. Now the pecking order is based on three major things. 1. What all you know how to do. Because this place is ran by a pervert and a bunch of overly hormonal teen age girls... there is not a lot of order or really any rules to go buy so it is really easy to figure everything out. Took me not two months and I was night manager material (and this is when I was way way way too into being high at work). 2. How good looking you are. If your good looking you work the front and deal with costumers. Now there are a small few who are fugly that work the front but I think he is fucking them so they don't count. 3. How you deal with people in every situation. So because it is an easy job to figure out, I have big tits and a rocking hard body, and can act (I can appear happy in calm in really fucked up situations with customers.) I am like the best worker there. Keep in mind I also like to be really high at work, am a total smart ass to the younger costumers, and try and break dress code every day and I am still his favored.... I think I need to get a better job. So yeah there is my work place in a nut shell.