This is not a blog for the faint of heart, young, or religious. I am a blatant ass. So some of the topics that may appear on this will be Bikes, Porn, Hate, ADHD, Reefer, Sodomy, big words you may have to Google, personal problems that I just want to bitch about, and stuff I type about in my sleep. I will also randomly put up pictures cause that will drawl in readers.Oh and I will not put too much thought in to spelling, grammar, or word usage.
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Showing posts with label naked. Show all posts
Sunday, August 26, 2018
Too hot!
Because sometimes it's good to stand and stare into your fridge like an empty, bottomless, pit of entertainment. Eating cherry tomatoes and itching your foot on the floor. Whilst thinking random thoughts that are often dirty but sometimes not. Your high as fuck, but you still feel low. You reach your foot back to close the fridge but instead kick your cat in her side. She reacts dramatically by lying down as if being deflated. I know she's not hurt, but she is as dramatic as her mother. So she's going to play it up. Instead of caring on my day of nothingness, upstairs, I now sit on the floor intrigued by my cat. I think to myself what is cat? Deep question for someone as high as myself. And in that very moment my cat looks deeply inside of me as if asking herself 'what is human'? We share this moment, her and I, just asking ourselves what is? Eventually we both came to the conclusion that we are getting a little too gay and went our own separate ways. Today's a hot day! It's too hot to be dressed, too hot to move, too hot to breathe. My air conditioner is not and it seems like my fridge is only working subpar. Why am I writing this you ask? Because it's too hot to do anything else.
Friday, February 13, 2015
Oh the stupidity of me....
So, my prior pathetic post regarding pleading for comments and whatnot was how do I say this? A bit rushed, for I had not respectfully checked my settings before posting. It was like raw dogging a random. For those of you who do not know what that means that's fucking random person without a condom, it's really stupid. After further review as of a minute ago, I fixed my issue of not having and/or allowing people to comments that were not avid readers and/or followers of my blog. I feel like I use 'and or' too much, but fuck it. So there could've been millions, well not millions but tens of comments that I could've gotten, but didn't because of my flaw. I apologize, sorry. Thank you for your time sorry for being stupid feel free to comment now, and if it doesn't work now the universe hates me or you or both. Thanks Obama.
Wednesday, February 11, 2015
"Here's a #hashtag. Tweet someone who cares."
Blog like you mean it cowboy! Or not. Believe it or not this one is a real blog post and not just a random pice of poetry that is over dramatic, stuffed with over sized literature lingo, and personally pathetic. Nope, instead I will keep this short and sweet... Please leave me feed back, comments, ideas, hate letters, death threats, spell checks, anything along these lines. After all I am putting myself out there for you. You could try and do this for me. If not eehhhhh, I will live.
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