The short storry about Bob.

My name is bob, and I am an alcoholic. I cant remember the last time I was sober, and my last drink was what I put in my coffee. I don't want to or plan on quitting. I came here cause I would like to meet some people of the same interest as myself, you know thous things called friends. I have no family, am very wealthy, don't want kids, and have a huge (pause for effect) ego. I like being left alone when I am sober, so I am not sober often. I always have porn on my T.V for company and I don't believe in religion. I live in the upper east side in a large house with a pool and a garage full of exotic cars... I have grown tired of this so I will leave some of my cards on the table.