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Thursday, February 26, 2015
Drugs VS Hugs
This very morning I was pulled over and clearly stoned. When the officer asked me if I was intoxicated I replied " I choose drugs over hugs, because hugs lead to sex and sex leads to aids and aids is for life and drugs only last a few hours." The officer looked stunned and proceeded to gave me a verbal warning to not get cought again, because most of the force would not appreciate my attempt at educated humor and I would end up in jail for acting smart, being smart and doing drugs.
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Unless your Magic Johnson. Then hugs lead to sex, sex leads to AIDS and AIDS leads to taking drugs for life because AIDS.
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